Moron Answer :
Because he was a
LITTLE MOR ON !
We really don't mean you personally, Unless you did fall off. If you did you knew the moron answer.
You can use this blague (french for joke) with anything almost.
There was a big moron on a SurfBoard and a little moron on a Surfboard, The big moron fell off. Why didn't the other one fall off?
Try this at work, modify it if you need too. People will start thinking, "well because he held on tighter, or his center of gravity was better or the waves were big that day"...
All kinds of answers come but the right one is "No none of that... Its just because he was a LITTLE MOR ON!"
Now this is the dumbest joke, but almost everyone laughs at it unless they are just a little mor on. If ya know what we're sayin' here!
Now, if you are the type that doesn't think they have permission to laugh ever. Well lets change that right now! LOL LOL LOL
YOU ARE HEREBY GRANTED, BY THE AUTHORITY OF NEWPORT ARIZONA VESTED IN THESE WORDS ON THIS WEB SITE, THE PERMISSION TO LAUGH OUT LOUD RIGHT NOW AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN... OR WHEN EVER THE OPPORTUNITY STRIKES OR ARISES OR SNEAKS IN THE BACK DOOR OR OBSCURE WINDOW... PERMISSION TO LAUGH IS VESTED MADAME/SIR, NOW AND FOREVER, WHENEVER (comfortably or not.) LET IT OUT.
YOU NOW HAVE PERMISSION TO LAUGH AT ANYTHING THAT YOU MIGHT, IN THE SLIGHTEST, FEEL THE WANT TOO. DO NOW! Get the laughter out it makes you a little mor on your game, mor on your health, mor on task, mor on your road to feeling good.
Say it with US, "I always want to be a little mor on than anybody else." Just so you know we all feel that we are that way here. Come and join us any time. But, ...only if you laugh out loud.
God Bless you to be a little mor on. Amen - GAZUNDHEIT.